funny lil indian boy

i was watching a football match with my friends in some mamak shop and this is what happen..
i was sitting inside the shop because it was going to rain..
so it was liverpool vs man city game and this indian boy came up to me and took a chair and sit beside me and this is what happen..

Indian boy: abang!!!! (i was scared shitless)
me: apa !!!!
Indian boy: u support apa team?
me: liverpool laaa
Indian boy: BAGUSSHHHHH CANTIK SEKALI!!! ( i was like okehh cool cool cool)
me: u leh??? apa team??
Indian boy: LIVERRRPOOOLL LAAAAA~~ ini malem menag 2-0 toresshh score 2 (with his indian accent)

and every time liverpool almost score he goess!!!
ayyyooo ayooo ayoo ayoohhhhhhh!!!!
me and my friends was laughing at him all the way!!!

indian boy: abang!!! itu capton geerrraarreeeddd tak ada main ka? mana dia tak nampak la tv kecik sangat
me: siapa!!!!!
indian boy: it geeeerraarrreedddd.. itu hero arrr
me: u ingat india movie ka ada hero?? hahahahahahah bukan geerraaarrreeeddd lahhh steven gerrard!!

he got soooo pissed off that liverpool never scored and he say:
ayooooooo!!! itu steve tak ada macem manah menag!!! saya tuka team sudah ini macem maca!!!
(that little devil just call me maca!!! -.-")
and he go and say GOOOOOOOOOOO MAN CITY GOOOOOOOO!!!!
i was like -.-"

the best part was when another guy from another table ask him:

guy: boy u support apa team?sekijap liverpool sekijap man city?

indian boy: MAN CITY sudah laaaa liverpool tak pandai score tak best!! hero tak da tak best!!
guy: GABUSSSSSSSSSSSSSShhhh!!!!! saya suka kamu !!
indian boy: saya bukan gay!! eh eh eh !! NO NO NO NO NO~~ u have been trick!! hahahah liverpool la bang!!man city tada boleh pakai!! LIVERPOOL FOREVER IN MY HEART~~
guy: boy!! ketok kepala baru tahu!!
indian boy: weii weii ayoo ayoo sakit la bang jangan~~nanti saya tutup TV tak da orang dapat tengok bola baru u tahu!!
me: eh apa hal??
guy: u ingat u SIAPA!!!!

NEVER SEE THIS COMING AT ALL!!!! WHAT HE SAY WAS!!

INDIAN BOY: INI KADAI BAPAK SAYA LAAAAA!!! U ORANG CEPAT BAYA AIR BALIK TIDO....

me and guy : -.-"

p/s:never look down on a indian boy or make fun of him in a mamak stall!!

-aaron-